Celebrate the inauguration of our 44th pre with the only political souvenir that can join you in the bedroom. This sexy likeness of Mr. Barack Obama himself features the general shape of a penis and testicles, but with the added bonus of our smiling new commander-in-chief, complete with flag lapel pin! Lots of texture makes this dildo fun to play with or simply to display as a foolproof conversation-starter. Available in both Blue and Gold, the Head of State Obama Dildo is made of soft, pliable TPR material. Color: Gold Type: Dildo Material: TPR Length: 7 1/2in Circumference: 5 1/2in

• Manufacturer: Ozam Group LLC
• Item: Head Of State Dong (Gold)

$ 32.38

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Celebrate the inauguration of our 44th pre with the only political souvenir that can join you in the bedroom. This sexy likeness of Mr. Barack Obama himself features the general shape of a penis and testicles, but with the added bonus of our smiling new commander-in-chief, complete with flag lapel pin! Lots of texture makes this dildo fun to play with or simply to display as a foolproof conversation-starter. Available in both Blue and Gold, the Head of State Obama Dildo is made of soft, pliable TPR material. Color: Blue Type: Dildo Material: TPR Length: 7 1/2in Circumference: 5 1/2in

• Manufacturer: Ozam Group LLC
• Item: Head Of State Dong (Blue)

$ 32.38

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This is one dildo you can truly idolize! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 8.25 Inches
Insertable Length - 7 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 5 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 2.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 7.25 Inches

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TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 7.5 Inch Large Sun Man - Suction - La Tropica Pearl

$ 38.48

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This is an accurate representation of a wolf penis. The detail and texture are amazing; it almost feels alive when held! Once that knot is inside you will feel truly knotted and it will stay securely in place while you go about your daily ritual. Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 10 Inches
Insertable Length - 9 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 4 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 3.25 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 9.75 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: The Wolfman - Suction - Black

$ 42.89

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This is an accurate representation of a wolf penis. The detail and texture are amazing; it almost feels alive when held! Once that knot is inside you will feel truly knotted and it will stay securely in place while you go about your daily ritual. Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 10 Inches
Insertable Length - 9 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 4 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 3.25 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 9.75 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: The Wolfman - Suction - Flesh

$ 42.89

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The Smooth Move is like a smaller version of The Asscavator, which makes it perfect for beginners or people who are looking for a less...intimidating experience. It has a nice smooth texture and a convenient suction cup base for a hands-free experience! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 6.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 6.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.25 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 6 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 1.25 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 6 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: The Smooth Move - Flesh

$ 46.18

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This is an amazing toy with a nice, smooth texture and a tapered head. Guaranteed to drive you wild, regardless of how you choose to use it! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 12.75 Inches
Insertable Length - 11.25 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 2.25 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 7 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 3 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 9 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Prostidude - Mega Suction - Cherry

$ 65.98

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This toy is a blast! Literally! The Cannon is truly a piece of heavy artillery! How deep is your love? If it's """"balls to the wall"""" action you want, then get the cannon, bend over, and ready...aim...fire! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 13 Inches
Insertable Length - 10.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 4 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 14 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 5.25 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 17.25 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: The Cannon - Suction - Flesh

$ 194.68

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Foreskins can be fun, and with the Foreskin Fucking Good dildo, you can now enjoy the sensation of one on a toy. Although the skin doesn't slip on this cock, the head has the distinctive foreskin look and there are prominent folds down the shaft for some amazing stimulation. Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 7.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 6.75 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 2 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 5.75 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 2.25 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 6.75 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 7.5 Inch Foreskin Fucking Good - Suction - Cherry

$ 36.28

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If you're a little bit twisted, you'll go crazy for this cock! The S curve and thick veins will give you lots of stimulation! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 7.25 Inches
Insertable Length - 5.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.75 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 5.75 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 2 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 6.25 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Cock Crazy - Suction - Flesh

$ 43.98

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The I-Cock is a cute little dildo with two bumps on the head that will give you plenty of stimulation! And I-Cock's little tail will tickle your clit or your anus, depending on which way you turn him. Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 6.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 4.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 4.5 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 1.75 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 5.25 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 6.5 Inch I-Cock - Suction - Pink Lemonade

$ 35.18

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The Frenchy Super Cock is an unusual dildo with a nice big head and several textured bumps, which taper down to a slim base. Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 8.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 7.25 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 4.25 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 2 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 5.75 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 8.5 Inch Frenchy Super Cock - Lavender

$ 32.98

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Now here's a snake that's sure to charm you! The Cobra stands at approximately ten and a half inches tall and has a texture that will drive you out of your mind! You can keep all the fun to yourself or, if you're in a sharing mood, it's curved tail will allow a partner to join in on the fun! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 10.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 8 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1 Inch
Minimum Circumference - 3.5 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 3.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 8.75 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: The Cobra - Dual Use - Flesh

$ 65.98

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This toy will leave you speechless. This is a realistic reproduction of a horse penis that's so big even Mr. Ed would be jealous! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 18.5 Inches
Insertable Length - 17.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 2.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 7.5 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 4.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 12.5 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 18.5 Inch Trojan Horse - With Hardener - Flesh

$ 134.18

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7 inches insertable. This dildo is an incredibly detailed work of art. For those who want more than a dildo; this has terrific texture that provides additional stimulation all around the shaft and a smooth easy to insert head. The nose and mouth of the God will stimulate your most sensitive spot when fully engaged. Perfect for your alternative lifestyle. 7.5 inches around at largest insertable circumference. 7 inches around at smallest insertable circumference. Persons with allergies to PVC, urethane or latex should not use this product. Made with Phthalate-free PVC. Novelty use only.

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 9 Inch Incubus Dildo - Glow In The Dark

$ 42.88

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7 inches insertable. This dildo is an incredibly detailed work of art. For those who want more than a dildo; this has terrific texture that provides additional stimulation all around the shaft and a smooth easy to insert head. The nose and mouth of the God will stimulate your most sensitive spot when fully engaged. Perfect for your alternative lifestyle. 7.5 inches around at largest insertable circumference. 7 inches around at smallest insertable circumference. Persons with allergies to PVC, urethane or latex should not use this product. Made with Phthalate-free PVC. Novelty use only.

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: 9 Inch Incubus Dildo - Flesh

$ 42.88

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It's awesome! It's stupendous! It's The Jolly Good Giant Dong! Instead of ""Ho Ho Ho"" you'll be saying ""Oh Oh Oh!"" If you're looking for a challenge, you're going to love this toy! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 9 Inches
Insertable Length - 9 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 2 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 8 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 4.75 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 15 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Jolly Good Giant Dong - Flesh

$ 71.48

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The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance. It's angular head and textured body will drive you wild! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 7.25 Inches
Insertable Length - 6 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 3.75 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 5.25 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an ""off the shelf"" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Serpenis - Glow In The Dark

$ 34.89

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The Serpenis is an amazing dildo with a snake-like texture and appearance. It's angular head and textured body will drive you wild! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length - 7.25 Inches
Insertable Length - 6 Inches
Minimum Thickness - 1 Inches
Minimum Circumference - 3.75 Inches
Maximum Thickness - 1.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference - 5.25 Inches

Shipping Notice:
TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an "off the shelf" manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Serpenis - Flesh

$ 34.08

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Now this is a toy! Meet the Fat Man MegaDong: If you like your toys short and thick, you're going to love the Fat Man! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:Total Length - 8.25 InchesInsertable Length - 6.5 InchesMinimum Thickness - 3 Inches Minimum Circumference - 8.25 Inches Maximum Thickness - 3.25 InchesMaximum Circumference - 10 InchesShipping Notice: TSX Toys, Inc. is a custom product manufacturer. This product will be made when your order is received. This order is non-cancellable once we put your order into process. No matter what shipping method you specify, we will take up to five working days to manufacture the product prior to shipping. Under certain circumstances we make take longer to ship, such as right before the holidays and at other peak production periods. We often ship within 48 hours but cannot guarantee it. Our factory is closed for production on Mondays. Thus if you place an order on Thursday, it will likely not ship until at least Tuesday. Thank you in advance for understanding that we are not an off the shelf manufacturer. Our products are made in the USA.

• Manufacturer: TSX Toys Inc
• Item: Fatman Mega Dong - Mulatto

$ 63.78

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